23 unrealistic stocking stuffer gifts just for millennials
Navigating through life as a twenty something this day and age can be the most exhausting, confusing and rewarding experience for a young person.
Whether you've just graduated from college, searching for a new job or just trying to adult, being a millennial is hard work - especially when you're blamed for practically everything wrong with the world.
In order to spread some holiday cheer, we've compiled 20+ (unrealistic) stocking stuffer gifts to get the ambitious millennial in your life.
SEE ALSO:Target, Walmart, and Ebay are pushing Christmas way too early1. A secure job.
How many emails do we have to send? We've changed our cover letters 15 times!
Via Giphy2. An end to student loan payments.
The only thing worse than college tuition.
Via Giphy3. A lifetime supply of Netflix passwords (but we can live with a endless subscription).
Netflix is the only loyal thing we have in our lives. Let's all binge together!
Via Giphy4. And who doesn't need emotional stability?
Just admit it: we've all had one or two or three breakdowns this week.
Via Giphy5. A healthy relationship.
Is there such a thing? If so, we want it.
Via Giphy6. Money for rent, clothes, car payments, etc.
As youngsters, we weren't too fond of receiving cash instead of toys for the holidays, but we'd appreciate it and you so much more now. Thank you.
Via Giphy7. Former President Barack Obama to be president again.
We have no idea what the new guy is doing in the White House. Come back, please?
Via Giphy8. Diversity and inclusion in media.
Because we're tired of seeing the same three people playing the same three roles.
9. Vine to come back from the grave.
R.I.P. Vine, you'll forever stay in our hearts.
Via Giphy10. A Twitter edit button.
Yes we know we typed "their" instead of "they're." Now how can we change this before the next Twitter debate?
Via Giphy11. A social media block button just for your nosy family.
We just want to vent on our statuses for a moment, Aunt May. Yes, we miss you too.
Via Giphy12. And speaking of family, a limit to their never-ending questions about your relationship status, school, or work.
Please, stop. We want answers just as much as you do.
Via Giphy13. An endless supply of wine.
In this case, however, the limit does not exist.
Via Giphy14. A crush to text you back.
It's been exactly three minutes, why haven't they replied yet?!
Via Giphy15. A private concert from Beyoncé.
A concert from the Queen herself: need I say more?
Via Giphy16. An end to the economy blame game toward millennials.
Millennials are ruining small businesses. Millennials are lazy. Millennials are self-entitled. Millennials are sick of hearing about it.
Via Giphy17. A lesson in budgeting and saving by Terry Crew's character Julius Rock from Everybody Hates Chris
Because all we've ever been taught about finances is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Via Giphy18. A separate television station dedicated to old Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows and movies
Lizzie McGuire was the first one to have a Bitmoji. Don't fight me.
Via Giphy19. The motivation to get up and exercise
Does running to the pizza place before it closes count?
Via Giphy20. World peace would be nice, too
How about this concept?: a world where everyone accepted each other's differences and actually got along. Hm.
Via Giphy21. An end to mansplaining
Our tolerance for this has significantly decreased. Just stop.
Via Giphy22. A decent sleep schedule
It's either we're in bed by 9 p.m. or awake at 5 a.m., there's no in between.
Via Giphy23. And an avocado on a toasted slice of bread
Delicious.
Via GiphyIt's a hard knock life. Happy Holidays!
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